Finger nose stylus
Yes, but no...

If the distance between madness and genius is measured only by success, then let’s hope that the flurry of publicity that is greeting the wonderfully silly Finger-nose Stylus is viewed as success by the inventor.

The genius of the idea is that it almost makes sense. The iPhone doesn’t like water, addicted iPhone users want to use their pride and joy everywhere they do including the bath and fingers are likely to get wet.

Therefore, why not attach an uncomfortable looking giant nose to your face to allow you to operate your iPhone? Indeed it even works on all touch screens.

What pushes this idea into madness is that I have my own invention that can be considered true genius. The towel. Wipe your finger if it gets wet. Reapply if necessary.